A Little Drabble on the Side
Jokes
"Wait, I've got another one!" Thor yelled down the hall.
Fury kept walking, "Is that so?"
Thor hurried to catch up to him, walking alongside, "How does a tree go on the internet?"
"Do you even know what the internet is?"
"It logs on!"
Fury sighed, "Uh-huh."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground?"
"I suppose you don't know what a chicken is, either."
"To go on the slide! Wait, uh, maybe that was wrong. To get going to slide? Hm..."
Unamused, Fury turned to him, "Listen, Thor, I've got work to do and I really need--"
"I've got one more!"
Insert sigh here, "Alright one more."
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Boo."
"...boo who?"
"Don't cry, it's just a joke!" Thor paused for a moment, looking at the piece of paper he was holding, "...I don't get it."
Fury facepalmed.
Fury kept walking, "Is that so?"
Thor hurried to catch up to him, walking alongside, "How does a tree go on the internet?"
"Do you even know what the internet is?"
"It logs on!"
Fury sighed, "Uh-huh."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground?"
"I suppose you don't know what a chicken is, either."
"To go on the slide! Wait, uh, maybe that was wrong. To get going to slide? Hm..."
Unamused, Fury turned to him, "Listen, Thor, I've got work to do and I really need--"
"I've got one more!"
Insert sigh here, "Alright one more."
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Boo."
"...boo who?"
"Don't cry, it's just a joke!" Thor paused for a moment, looking at the piece of paper he was holding, "...I don't get it."
Fury facepalmed.
8/24/13