Kiss With a Fist
Introduction.
Clint Barton
I find myself walking into headquarters along with the rest of the Avengers; all but Tony and Thor of course. Most of us have no clue what’s going on; but something tells me Natasha knows and it has something to do with the agent she’s been training.
“So Nat are you going to tell us what we’re doing here?” I ask, causing everyone in the room to look at her.
“We’re meeting our new handler today; she’s going to be the one that makes sure we don’t do anything stupid.” Natasha informs us. “She comes from another secret agency; so she knows what protocols we have to live by.”
“Fury thinks it’s good to have a girl as our handler?” Bruce questions my partner. “Tony Stark is going to tear the girl apart.”
“She can handle pigs like Stark.” Natasha explains to the doctor; just as Tony walks in.
“I thought I heard my name.” He smirks at Natasha, causing the red head to roll her eyes. “So when do we get to meet our new handler?” He asks just as Fury and Hill walk into the room with a tiny brunette in a tight dress walking behind them. “And who is that tiny thing in the back; she’s like something you’d feed a tiger.”
“I’m Noel Trainer; I’m your new handler.” She confidently says as she walks up next to Fury. “I’m taking that’s Stark, right?”
“You don’t know who I am?” Tony asks, sounding very offended.
“I’m sorry I that I was busy being a secret agent in another secret agency to keep up with today’s news.” She spits at Tony; instantly shutting him up. I don’t think he likes when girls talk to him like that.
“I like her.” I voice my opinion. “Any girl who can make Tony Stark shut up like that is fine in my book.”
“You’re Agent Barton.” She notes with a smile. “Natasha has spoken highly of you.” She says before turning over to Bruce and Steve. “And you’re Dr. Banner and Captain Steve Rogers; big fans of both of you. My brother is into science so I’ve heard enough about you Bruce that I can write a biography.” She laughs causing the timid sciencist to let out one too before she turns to Steve. “And my grandfather claims he worked along side of you in the War; most of us just believe he was senile.” Steve smiles at the beautiful girl in front of him.
“And you’ll meet Thor whenever he comes down from Asgard.” Fury informs her.
“So I spent weeks of training to be a babysitter to grown men and one woman?” Noel questions the Director. “I’m a highly trained agent; I’m not a babysitter.”
“This’ll be a temporary placement; this is a test.” Hill explains to Noel.
“Yay, a test.” She sarcastic exclaims before taking a seat next to Stark. “When does this “test” begin?” Her questioning was directed more towards Fury; I sense she hates Hill just as much as any of us do.
“Right now; tonight at Tony Stark’s party.” The girl groans before looking at Stark.
“Make sure you dress sexy doll face.” He smirks towards her, causing her to glare right back. I can tell there is going to be nothing but butting heads with those two….
I find myself walking into headquarters along with the rest of the Avengers; all but Tony and Thor of course. Most of us have no clue what’s going on; but something tells me Natasha knows and it has something to do with the agent she’s been training.
“So Nat are you going to tell us what we’re doing here?” I ask, causing everyone in the room to look at her.
“We’re meeting our new handler today; she’s going to be the one that makes sure we don’t do anything stupid.” Natasha informs us. “She comes from another secret agency; so she knows what protocols we have to live by.”
“Fury thinks it’s good to have a girl as our handler?” Bruce questions my partner. “Tony Stark is going to tear the girl apart.”
“She can handle pigs like Stark.” Natasha explains to the doctor; just as Tony walks in.
“I thought I heard my name.” He smirks at Natasha, causing the red head to roll her eyes. “So when do we get to meet our new handler?” He asks just as Fury and Hill walk into the room with a tiny brunette in a tight dress walking behind them. “And who is that tiny thing in the back; she’s like something you’d feed a tiger.”
“I’m Noel Trainer; I’m your new handler.” She confidently says as she walks up next to Fury. “I’m taking that’s Stark, right?”
“You don’t know who I am?” Tony asks, sounding very offended.
“I’m sorry I that I was busy being a secret agent in another secret agency to keep up with today’s news.” She spits at Tony; instantly shutting him up. I don’t think he likes when girls talk to him like that.
“I like her.” I voice my opinion. “Any girl who can make Tony Stark shut up like that is fine in my book.”
“You’re Agent Barton.” She notes with a smile. “Natasha has spoken highly of you.” She says before turning over to Bruce and Steve. “And you’re Dr. Banner and Captain Steve Rogers; big fans of both of you. My brother is into science so I’ve heard enough about you Bruce that I can write a biography.” She laughs causing the timid sciencist to let out one too before she turns to Steve. “And my grandfather claims he worked along side of you in the War; most of us just believe he was senile.” Steve smiles at the beautiful girl in front of him.
“And you’ll meet Thor whenever he comes down from Asgard.” Fury informs her.
“So I spent weeks of training to be a babysitter to grown men and one woman?” Noel questions the Director. “I’m a highly trained agent; I’m not a babysitter.”
“This’ll be a temporary placement; this is a test.” Hill explains to Noel.
“Yay, a test.” She sarcastic exclaims before taking a seat next to Stark. “When does this “test” begin?” Her questioning was directed more towards Fury; I sense she hates Hill just as much as any of us do.
“Right now; tonight at Tony Stark’s party.” The girl groans before looking at Stark.
“Make sure you dress sexy doll face.” He smirks towards her, causing her to glare right back. I can tell there is going to be nothing but butting heads with those two….
10/23/13