The Avengers go to the Wilderness!
Stuck in NYC
The Avengers decide to go to the Wilderness in Wisconsin!-
(The Avengers are all gathered at Stark towers one cold fall night.”)
Steve: “Ugh guys I’m so bored! What are we going to do?”
Bruce: “Why don’t we play just dance?”
Tony: “Umm no...Steve can’t handle that I kicked his ass five times in a row last time we played.”
Steve: “Whoa whoa whoa! Hold the phone! You totally cheated! JARVIS was hacking the game the whole time!”
Tony: “Umm no he wasn’t! And newsflash no one says hold the phone anymore old man, and you better shut up before I personally escort you...”
Natasha: “Guys enough! Knock it off!”
Tony: “Steve started it...”
Steve: “Oh grow up Tony..”
Loki: “Anyways! I believe we were discussing what we were going to do for fun? I say we go earth conquering!”
-All the Avengers give Loki a you’re out of your mind look.-
Loki: “Ok, ok, so that’s out of the question.”
Thor: “I want to go swimming!”
Bruce: “Thor it’s too cold to go swimming.”
Thor: “Awww pleeeeaaaassse?”
Clint: “Actually swimming does sound fun! But where?”
Thor: “We can fill up Tony’s bath tub! And ohhh we can put bubble bath in it! Have you guys seen Tony’s bath tub? It’s huge!”
Steve: “Umm Thor I don’t think that’s what anyone had in mind.”
Tony: “I know a place we can go swimming.”
All the Avengers in unison, “Where?”
Tony: “The waterpark capital of the world, the Wisconsin Dells.”
Steve: “That’s so far away! We’d have to fly all the way to Wisconsin!”
Tony: “And why is this a problem? I have like eight private jets.”
Bruce: “But Tony remember what Nick said?”
Tony: “Shit you’re right I forgot about our “grounding,”
Thor: “Wait why are we grounded? What did I do!!?!?!”
Tony: “Broke a table...”
Bruce: “Overdosed on caffeine...”
Natasha: “Got us kicked out of the movie theater...ok well maybe that was Tony’s fault...”
Tony: “Touched my stereo system....and hey!”
Loki: (Interrupting Tony) “Well it sucks to be the Avengers doesn’t it!? HA! I’m out of here!” (Loki gets up to leave)
Steve: “Umm you’re our prisoner Loki so you’re stuck with us...and I think if you left Thor he would have a breakdown... And Nick told ALL of us that we had to stay in New York City and because of the stunts we pulled on our little night out he wants us to keep it low profile.”
Tony: “So in reality Fury is a big vacuum that sucks the fun out of everything..We are stuck doing nothing.”
-All the Avengers sigh. There are a few minutes of silence. Suddenly Tony stands up.-
Tony: “Ok you know what I say? I say screw fury! Let’s get out of here and go to the Wilderness!”
Thor: “I agree with the petty mortal! Let’s go have some fun!”
-The other Avengers are skeptical, but soon they cave and they all go home to pack suitcases for the weekend that lied ahead.-
AN HOUR LATER...
Tony: (looking at his watch) “Ugh where are these morons?”
-Ten minutes later the Avengers pull into the airport and board one of Tony’s private jets.-
Tony: “Way to be on time guys.”
Steve: (Staring at his watch) “Umm Tony you told us seven, and it’s seven now. You were early.”
Tony: (Snuffs) “Bitch I’m never early everyone else is simply late.”
Steve: “..ok....then....”
-Soon everyone is on the plane and they are in the air at seven fifteen.-
Bruce: “Ok let’s get this party started! Music please!”
-Tony walks over and turns on the stereo system. He also turns on disco lights. They flash brightly around the plane. Thor’s eyes get wide.-
Thor: “TONY WHAT ARE THESE BRIGHT MOVING THINGS?!?!?! I MUST DESTROY THEM!!” (Thor jumps out of his chair and begins to stomp on the lights, but they move as soon as he steps on them. He gets really angry and chases after them, but they always move when he gets close enough.
Thor: “Curse these demond dots of light!!!!!!!!! I SHALL DESTROY YOU!!!”
Nathasha: “Umm Thor those aren’t.....”
Tony: “Shhh, just let it go....”
Bruce: “lol he looks like a cat chasing a laser pointer.”
-All the Avengers laugh, except Thor who is scrambling after the speedy dots.-
-Tony blares AC/DC and the Avengers get drinks and drink and dance to the music. Thor eventually gives up chasing the dots and goes over and fiddles with Tony’s stereo.-
Tony: “Dammit Thor not again! Remember what happened last time?!?!?! Don’t touch my.....”
Bruce: “Ohh no......”
-Suddenly Gangnam Style blares through the plane.-
Natasha: “NOOOOO TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF!!!”
Steve: “Ahh...must fight the urge....to dance..... I won’t!”
Clint: “Ahhh I must dance!!”
Bruce: “Noo Clint!! resist!! Don’t let it take you!!”
Tony: “HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU FIND THIS SONG!?!?! Why do you always find the stupidest songs Thor!? I don’t even have this song downloaded in my playlist!!”
Loki: “Well you do now...”(Smirk, smirk)
All: “LOKI!!!!!!!!!!!”
Loki: “That’s right Avengers you will now have to dance Gangnam Style!! You’re gonna look like such idiots!! Loki’d!! HAHAHA!!”
Tony: “Remind me why we didn’t kill him when we had the chance?!?!”
-Ehhhhhhhhh Seeeeexaay laaadaaay!! Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style! Ehhhhh Seeeexaay laaadaaay! Op op op op Eh eh eh eh eh eh Gangnam Style!-
Clint: “That’s it!! I must dance!!” (Clint starts dancing.)
-Soon all the Avengers can’t help but join in. Tony and Loki are the only ones that haven’t started dancing yet.-
(Tony is practically shaking, trying to keep himself from dancing) “Must not dance....risk looking like an idiot.....ohhhhhh......ohh what the hell?!?!” (Tony jumps into the group and all the Avengers dance Gangnam Style.)
Loki: “Haha you all look like morons!! Wheres my video camera! HAHAHAHAHAHA!” (Loki digs in his bag for his camera. He whips it out and starts recording.)
Tony: “You are going to pay for this you bastard...”
-Finally the song ends and the Avengers collapse on the floor.-
Bruce: “Thor I’m going to kill you.”
-The plane becomes dead quiet.-
Natasha: “Bruce....just stay calm....”
Clint: “Ohh shit...”
Bruce: (shaking) “I need to remove myself from this environment...excuse me....” (Bruce rushes into the back of the plane.)
-All the Avengers freeze. Even Loki looks scared.-
Tony: (acting perfectly casual) “Don’t worry I got this, Us science bros have a connection you guys wouldn’t understand...carry on with the party..just keep Thor and Loki away from the stereo. We will deal with them later.” (Tony goes to the back where Bruce is.)
-The Avengers do as Tony says, but none of them dance. They all sit in the chairs and wait. All the Avengers give Loki death glares. Except Thor.-
Loki: “I am terribly sorry...”
Steve: “Don’t even start Loki....”
TWENTY MINUTES LATER.....
Tony and Bruce emerge from the back of the plane. All the Avengers stare as Bruce passes them and collapses into a chair.
Tony: “I think we are all right now,” He goes over to the bar and gets a glass of scotch.
The other Avengers don’t dare say a word. They had seen Bruce Hulk out, and it wasn’t pretty. Loki knew it the best and huddled in his chair.
Clint: “I think it’s safe to say we shouldn’t listen to any more music.”
Natasha: “I agree, how about we watch a movie?”
Steve: “I’m down! That sounds safe! I mean fun...”
Tony: “Considering our last movie didn’t go so well lets pick something that’s not scary.”
Thor: “OHHH guys can we please watch the lion king??”
(The Avengers all stare at Thor)
Loki: “You’ve got to be joking....”
Thor: “Nope,”
Tony: “Aww what the hell we might as well! We can relive our childhood. Well Steve can’t because this was made way AFTER your time.....”
Steve: “Tony I’m going to kill you!”
Natasha: “Alright that’s enough! I’m sick of playing referee with you two! Tony shut up and put the movie in.” (Her voice is tinted with anger.)
Tony: (Grumbling) “Ohhh fine....”
The Avengers make popcorn and get settled in. Bruce sits by himself a few seats back just to be safe.
( The movie is just getting started when JARVIS interupts.)
JARVIS: “Umm excuse me sir, but you have an incoming phone call.”
Tony: “Ahh yeah just tell them I’m out.. I have jaundice, or whatever make up something cool. Have Pepper send them some flowers something.”
JARVIS: “It’s Fury.”
Steve spits his drink all over Tony and Natasha spills her popcorn all over Steve and Thor.
Tony: “Son of a bitch......”
(The Avengers are all gathered at Stark towers one cold fall night.”)
Steve: “Ugh guys I’m so bored! What are we going to do?”
Bruce: “Why don’t we play just dance?”
Tony: “Umm no...Steve can’t handle that I kicked his ass five times in a row last time we played.”
Steve: “Whoa whoa whoa! Hold the phone! You totally cheated! JARVIS was hacking the game the whole time!”
Tony: “Umm no he wasn’t! And newsflash no one says hold the phone anymore old man, and you better shut up before I personally escort you...”
Natasha: “Guys enough! Knock it off!”
Tony: “Steve started it...”
Steve: “Oh grow up Tony..”
Loki: “Anyways! I believe we were discussing what we were going to do for fun? I say we go earth conquering!”
-All the Avengers give Loki a you’re out of your mind look.-
Loki: “Ok, ok, so that’s out of the question.”
Thor: “I want to go swimming!”
Bruce: “Thor it’s too cold to go swimming.”
Thor: “Awww pleeeeaaaassse?”
Clint: “Actually swimming does sound fun! But where?”
Thor: “We can fill up Tony’s bath tub! And ohhh we can put bubble bath in it! Have you guys seen Tony’s bath tub? It’s huge!”
Steve: “Umm Thor I don’t think that’s what anyone had in mind.”
Tony: “I know a place we can go swimming.”
All the Avengers in unison, “Where?”
Tony: “The waterpark capital of the world, the Wisconsin Dells.”
Steve: “That’s so far away! We’d have to fly all the way to Wisconsin!”
Tony: “And why is this a problem? I have like eight private jets.”
Bruce: “But Tony remember what Nick said?”
Tony: “Shit you’re right I forgot about our “grounding,”
Thor: “Wait why are we grounded? What did I do!!?!?!”
Tony: “Broke a table...”
Bruce: “Overdosed on caffeine...”
Natasha: “Got us kicked out of the movie theater...ok well maybe that was Tony’s fault...”
Tony: “Touched my stereo system....and hey!”
Loki: (Interrupting Tony) “Well it sucks to be the Avengers doesn’t it!? HA! I’m out of here!” (Loki gets up to leave)
Steve: “Umm you’re our prisoner Loki so you’re stuck with us...and I think if you left Thor he would have a breakdown... And Nick told ALL of us that we had to stay in New York City and because of the stunts we pulled on our little night out he wants us to keep it low profile.”
Tony: “So in reality Fury is a big vacuum that sucks the fun out of everything..We are stuck doing nothing.”
-All the Avengers sigh. There are a few minutes of silence. Suddenly Tony stands up.-
Tony: “Ok you know what I say? I say screw fury! Let’s get out of here and go to the Wilderness!”
Thor: “I agree with the petty mortal! Let’s go have some fun!”
-The other Avengers are skeptical, but soon they cave and they all go home to pack suitcases for the weekend that lied ahead.-
AN HOUR LATER...
Tony: (looking at his watch) “Ugh where are these morons?”
-Ten minutes later the Avengers pull into the airport and board one of Tony’s private jets.-
Tony: “Way to be on time guys.”
Steve: (Staring at his watch) “Umm Tony you told us seven, and it’s seven now. You were early.”
Tony: (Snuffs) “Bitch I’m never early everyone else is simply late.”
Steve: “..ok....then....”
-Soon everyone is on the plane and they are in the air at seven fifteen.-
Bruce: “Ok let’s get this party started! Music please!”
-Tony walks over and turns on the stereo system. He also turns on disco lights. They flash brightly around the plane. Thor’s eyes get wide.-
Thor: “TONY WHAT ARE THESE BRIGHT MOVING THINGS?!?!?! I MUST DESTROY THEM!!” (Thor jumps out of his chair and begins to stomp on the lights, but they move as soon as he steps on them. He gets really angry and chases after them, but they always move when he gets close enough.
Thor: “Curse these demond dots of light!!!!!!!!! I SHALL DESTROY YOU!!!”
Nathasha: “Umm Thor those aren’t.....”
Tony: “Shhh, just let it go....”
Bruce: “lol he looks like a cat chasing a laser pointer.”
-All the Avengers laugh, except Thor who is scrambling after the speedy dots.-
-Tony blares AC/DC and the Avengers get drinks and drink and dance to the music. Thor eventually gives up chasing the dots and goes over and fiddles with Tony’s stereo.-
Tony: “Dammit Thor not again! Remember what happened last time?!?!?! Don’t touch my.....”
Bruce: “Ohh no......”
-Suddenly Gangnam Style blares through the plane.-
Natasha: “NOOOOO TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF!!!”
Steve: “Ahh...must fight the urge....to dance..... I won’t!”
Clint: “Ahhh I must dance!!”
Bruce: “Noo Clint!! resist!! Don’t let it take you!!”
Tony: “HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU FIND THIS SONG!?!?! Why do you always find the stupidest songs Thor!? I don’t even have this song downloaded in my playlist!!”
Loki: “Well you do now...”(Smirk, smirk)
All: “LOKI!!!!!!!!!!!”
Loki: “That’s right Avengers you will now have to dance Gangnam Style!! You’re gonna look like such idiots!! Loki’d!! HAHAHA!!”
Tony: “Remind me why we didn’t kill him when we had the chance?!?!”
-Ehhhhhhhhh Seeeeexaay laaadaaay!! Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style! Ehhhhh Seeeexaay laaadaaay! Op op op op Eh eh eh eh eh eh Gangnam Style!-
Clint: “That’s it!! I must dance!!” (Clint starts dancing.)
-Soon all the Avengers can’t help but join in. Tony and Loki are the only ones that haven’t started dancing yet.-
(Tony is practically shaking, trying to keep himself from dancing) “Must not dance....risk looking like an idiot.....ohhhhhh......ohh what the hell?!?!” (Tony jumps into the group and all the Avengers dance Gangnam Style.)
Loki: “Haha you all look like morons!! Wheres my video camera! HAHAHAHAHAHA!” (Loki digs in his bag for his camera. He whips it out and starts recording.)
Tony: “You are going to pay for this you bastard...”
-Finally the song ends and the Avengers collapse on the floor.-
Bruce: “Thor I’m going to kill you.”
-The plane becomes dead quiet.-
Natasha: “Bruce....just stay calm....”
Clint: “Ohh shit...”
Bruce: (shaking) “I need to remove myself from this environment...excuse me....” (Bruce rushes into the back of the plane.)
-All the Avengers freeze. Even Loki looks scared.-
Tony: (acting perfectly casual) “Don’t worry I got this, Us science bros have a connection you guys wouldn’t understand...carry on with the party..just keep Thor and Loki away from the stereo. We will deal with them later.” (Tony goes to the back where Bruce is.)
-The Avengers do as Tony says, but none of them dance. They all sit in the chairs and wait. All the Avengers give Loki death glares. Except Thor.-
Loki: “I am terribly sorry...”
Steve: “Don’t even start Loki....”
TWENTY MINUTES LATER.....
Tony and Bruce emerge from the back of the plane. All the Avengers stare as Bruce passes them and collapses into a chair.
Tony: “I think we are all right now,” He goes over to the bar and gets a glass of scotch.
The other Avengers don’t dare say a word. They had seen Bruce Hulk out, and it wasn’t pretty. Loki knew it the best and huddled in his chair.
Clint: “I think it’s safe to say we shouldn’t listen to any more music.”
Natasha: “I agree, how about we watch a movie?”
Steve: “I’m down! That sounds safe! I mean fun...”
Tony: “Considering our last movie didn’t go so well lets pick something that’s not scary.”
Thor: “OHHH guys can we please watch the lion king??”
(The Avengers all stare at Thor)
Loki: “You’ve got to be joking....”
Thor: “Nope,”
Tony: “Aww what the hell we might as well! We can relive our childhood. Well Steve can’t because this was made way AFTER your time.....”
Steve: “Tony I’m going to kill you!”
Natasha: “Alright that’s enough! I’m sick of playing referee with you two! Tony shut up and put the movie in.” (Her voice is tinted with anger.)
Tony: (Grumbling) “Ohhh fine....”
The Avengers make popcorn and get settled in. Bruce sits by himself a few seats back just to be safe.
( The movie is just getting started when JARVIS interupts.)
JARVIS: “Umm excuse me sir, but you have an incoming phone call.”
Tony: “Ahh yeah just tell them I’m out.. I have jaundice, or whatever make up something cool. Have Pepper send them some flowers something.”
JARVIS: “It’s Fury.”
Steve spits his drink all over Tony and Natasha spills her popcorn all over Steve and Thor.
Tony: “Son of a bitch......”
Notes
Hope its not 2 similar to my first one! Like I said I might change it up or whatever! Thanks! Be nice :)
Thank-you for continuing :D this is funny already!
12/17/13