Living with the Avengers

Sher laid upside down on her bed as she texted her best friend, Larah via Twitter at God only knows how late at night, only because of the fact she couldn’t sleep at all so she began to type on her Iphone while listening so some random music though her ear phones.

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TWITTER CONTACT – LARAH @IAMLEDGEND-WAITFORIT-DARY

Larah (@IAmLedgend-WaitForIt-Dary) ~ ‘OMG Sherlock! I can’t believe you’re living with the Avengers! And I thought I was jealous when you told me you worked for S.H.I.E.L.D! Now this? Are you even getting an education? Or are you just running about getting shot at?’

Sher (@IAmNotSherlockBloodyHolmes) ~ ‘Getting shot at is no biggie, these dudes are quite cool, we ordered take out and Thor ate like 8 large pizzas by himself and a large tub of Haagen-Dazs cookie and cream, and Steve was second by eating 6 pizzas and a subway. I wonder how they eat so much.’

Larah (@IAmLedgend-WaitForIt-Dary) ~ ‘Steve as in Steve Rodgers! You have to get me his autograph! I beg of you! And have you seen his abs? Are they awesome?’

Sher (@IAmNotSherlockBloodyHolmes) ~ ‘Fine, calm down woman! AND NO, I HAVEN’T SEEN HIS ABS!’

Larah (@IAmLedgend-WaitForIt-Dary) ~ ‘Where are you staying? I heard Stark Towers is massive, oh how I want to be you right now…’

Sher (@IAmNotSherlockBloodyHolmes) ~ ‘ I’m on the guest floor with Thor and his brother Loki.’

Larah (@IAmLedgend-WaitForIt-Dary) ~ ‘WHHHAAAAAT?! The dude with smouldering good looks who tried to rule the world?! Eucjdbvfuwebvjd *Larah is now dead*’

Sher (@IAmNotSherlockBloodyHolmes) ~ ‘You sure you’re not on drugs girl? XD and anyway it turns out Loki was brainwashed when he destroyed NY so….yeah.’

Larah (@IAmLedgend-WaitForIt-Dary) ~ ‘I might be, I might be not, anyway autograph, no forget! G2G, class just started. Larah out.

~ Larah is offline ~
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Sher sighed and sat up and looked at her clock, it was five in the morning, meaning that it was only ten in England, placing her phone onto the bedside cabinet; Sher thought it would actually be wise to get some sleep after all.

{A few hours later – 8:03am}

Sher yawned loudly while she paced down the steps to the main living room and threw a blue dressing gown on, as she made her way to the kitchen to make herself some coffee she noticed someone had beat her to it, Steve Rodgers.

“Hey, Cap.” Sher said as she walked past him and poured herself a mug, Steve was sitting on a stool and reading a book on the world war, Sher felt sorry for him in a way, the man left his old life behind almost 70 years ago, all his closest friends were dead now.

“Early riser too ms Watts?” He asked as Sher sat opposite him, drinking her coffee.

“Sorta, I have my days and call me Sher.” The two sat in silence for about ten minutes when Bruce come down to make himself a coffee as well.

‘What is it with Americans and coffee? Says the Brit that lives off the stuff…’ Sher thought to herself as Bruce sat next to her.

“Hi.”

“Hi.” Sher muttered, draining her cup and placing it in front of her. She wasn’t one for talking to new people, or anything social, she remembered when she was 13 six years ago and had to go to a family thing, she sat in the corner the whole time drinking coke and eating sandwiches. Shaking the memory from her mind she smiled.

“I’m Sher Watts, we met yesterday.” Bruce nodded.

“I heard, the others should be awake soon, oh yeah, Steve, put ten dollars of Tony waking up last today.” Sher raised an eyebrow as the two men grinned.

“Me, Bruce and Natasha always place bets on who will wake up last, playboy Stark or the god of thunder himself, mind, Thor’s been known to sleep for days.” The elevator pinged as Natasha walked in and slumped on the sofa, grabbing the remote and turning on re runs of NCIS.

“I bet Thor for five.” She said as the scientist turn to you.

“You want to make a bet?” He asked as Sher grinned.

“No thanks don’t have much cash on me.” She thought for a second as a plan came to her.

“Actually, how about a quid on Stark not even getting out of his room in the next,” She looked down at her watch.

“Hour?” Bruce looked at her questionably as she chuckled to herself as she snapped her fingers, Steve was about to ask what she was going on about when there was a cry from upstairs.

“JARVIS, Open the door will you.” It was Tony.

“It is already unlocked sir, it seems another source of power in acting on it.” Steve looked towards her with wide eyes as she burst out laughing.

“You never said anything about my powers not being used. OH GOD MY LUNGS….HAHAHA.” Sher fell off her stool as the yells got louder.

“JARVIS IS THIS LOKI’S DOING?! IF SO I SWEAR TO GOD!” There was another yell.

“Mr.Stark I assure you I had nothing to do with this, maybe ask your PA.” Loki came down the stairs with a green dressing gown and pulled back hair, it was as if his hair was always slicked over somehow, the demi-god of lies and mischief grinned at Sher as she returned the smile.

“SHERLOCK!!!” Tony screamed, Sher was in for it now.

“The bet was an hour, correct?” She looked towards the others as Steve was wide eyed, Loki was smirking, Natasha was failing to stop her laughter and Bruce was still confused on what she was even doing.

“You’re not keeping him in there for an hour are you? Pepper is in there too.” Steve said, Sher just grinned more.

“Pepper! You don’t mind me doing this to Tony do you?!” Sher yelled, the reply was.

“No not at all!”

“Pepper! Let me out Sherlock! Now!” Sher was getting annoyed with the use of her nickname as she frowned, either way Thor was walking down the stairs with a confused expression.

“Is there a problem with Stark?” The god asked as the others began laughing, Sher smirked as she turned towards the others who had the money on the table.

“Hand over the money boys.” And so Tony was only able to get out of his room at twelve in the afternoon, no one even knew where Clint was through all this.
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“Sherlock! What the hell were you playing at?” Tony stormed down the stairs as Pepper followed behind chuckling slightly, Sher turned from the pots and pans on the stove as Sher agreed to make everyone breakfast due to her winning $21 dollars and making Steve broke for the week.

“First of all Starky, it’s Sher NOT Sherlock look me up of Twitter my '@' thing is iAmNotSherlockBloodyHolmes and second of all I still won the bet so ha! Now what do you want for breakfast?” Sher asked casually as Tony pouted.

“Bacon and eggs please….” He muttered.

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