loki or thor

One day I was walking my dog in the forest near my house when I felt a slender hand grabbing my shoulder. I knew who I was he knew I was MAD AT HIM

1. loki

   leave me alone

2. no

   please don't say anything

3. lunch with loki

   never take loki to lunch with your boyfriend.

4. oh no

   what just happened

5. stop it

   stop it stop fighting for the love of god.