Look back in Anger

So, a relatively normal day as usual. I awake, meditate for a bit, read then realise I've run out of herbal tea. Fucking brilliant. To acquire more it will mean I'll have to leave my shitty flat. It's crap but at least it's not in the wide open world. There's also no one else there, no one to piss me off. Sometimes when I'm just out doing something there will be two people, usually female, and the conversations and things girls talk about now just anger me. Sometimes I contemplate just ending the world and doing the whole of creation a favour. It's always stuff like
"oh my god Ashely is such a bitch"
"I know right and Jess is such a stuck up cow" Dude seriously, fuck off, no one cares about Jess or whoever, no one wants to hear your pointless conversation. Then it's all,
"David is bae" I swear to god, I hate that word. Grow up child. You're 13, no one cares, no one likes you just go back home and leave the rest of us alone. This all boils down to the point I don't like leaving my house. So I walk down the street to the nearest shop after spending 10 minuets moaning about life and other people in my head. It's a fairly simple route, not a lot to it, walk past some boarded up houses, past the liquor store and to the store. Not that hard. Only as I walk into the store the tea isn't in it's usually place. God damn, now I have to ask the person that works here to find it. He could be an undercover agent for SHEILD for all I know. I ask him none the less
"Yo dude, you know where the tea is?" I ask, not taking down my hood which covers most of my face. In another life I'd have made an excellent thief.

"I'll go look in the back." he sighs exasperatedly, like I'm putting him out. Well sorry dude, it's not my fault you have a shitty job. He walks off and started at me until he reaches the storeroom at the back. I tut and shake my head, I don't even know this guy and he's giving me attitude. I was in two minds of whether to crush him using dark energy after he comes back. I try to distract myself as to not draw attention to myself, I notice a thin the corner above the counter. Interesting, news flash, go on, what is it this time? Serial killer on the loose? Terrorist attack in Washington? North Korea issuing a missile strike? The possibilities are endless.
"breaking news, there appears to have been some sort of invasion in Manhattan, New York City. James is bringing live footage from the heart of the battle"
The news reader cuts to some guy standing in the middle of central park with beams and fire shooting all around him.
"there are unknown creatures invading Manhattan, we urge everyone to stay calm and stay in their homes! The Avengers are here trying to fight them off. We urge everyone, stay in your homes!--" the guy was cut off by a beam of whatever hitting him in the neck. Jesus, why do they always have to call those fucktards, the Avengers, to calm everything?
"we appear to have lost James but please, stay off the streets of Manhattan!" the newsreader from before came back on and tried to cover up the fact the previous guy was clearly dead. You appear to have lost him? He got taken out. And was clearly lying as the Avengers seemed to be getting their asses handed to them from the footage they were showing. Oh god im going to have to step in arent i? I hare it when i have to clean up after someone else. Shortly thereafter the broadcast ended and the store guy came back with a box of herbal tea.
"your Tea." he spat.
"keep your fucking tea. I've got bigger things to deal with." I said and used my ability to teleport right into the heart of New York City. Well this makes for a change of pace.


There were some sort of screeching things flying about in the sky on some sort of alien jet ski things? I don't know man. I only just got here. You see, I talk a lot of shit about people with superhuman abilities openly outing themselves, but the thing is I can come in pretty useful in a fight like this. I could probably take care of this single handed. My abilities include but are not limited to, advanced telekinesis, flying, dark magic, ability to stop time, thought projection and necromancy. Basically I can move object and hurl them into things at great force and I can obliterate a great deal of things with colossal amounts of dark energy. Oh and I can open the void and throw things in, which comes in pretty handy. And, unlike most of these 'Avengers' my outfit doesn't limit my powers.
I decide to head up and start exploding the flying machines that passed me, taking down a fair few before something green starts firing from behind me, to my knowledge none of the fucktard crew have the ability to project bolts of green energy. I turn to see some human looking thing flying around with green lit eyes and red hair. At that moment she seemed to be struggling with one of the creatures that was invading, trying to shake it off herself.
"for god sake! Quit staring at me and help get this thing off!" she yelled. Fair enough, I blasted the thing and sent it plummeting towards the ground.
" on the quick, don't ate that time with me, girl" I said.
" do you want a go mate?" she hissed and narrowed he eyes. She sent one of those green bolts towards me which I simply defected with a wall of energy, sending it back towards her, who narrowly dodge it.
"I dont know, do you?" I asked and flew down in a new plan to clear the streets.
It seemed that earths greatest heroes were in the middle of a team huddle, looking bloody and tired. Completely unaware that an army, lead by some sort of leader of these strange alien things were heading straight towards them.
"CAP!" a woman signalled towards the oncoming army.
"well shit." oh! I know that one! That's Stark, or as he likes to be called 'Iron Man'
"language" the twat in the blue suit and helmet said. My god he looks like a prick. I decide to make my presence known as they all take their battle stances. They were making this all out to be a much bigger deal than it needed. I simply opened a portal to the void, which is no small feat, it takes immense amounts of concentration to pull off, I don't do it often. I simply swept the big boss leading the smaller ones into the portal which just about disintegrated him, rendering the rest of the army still a d looking confused with their little alien faces.
" anyone else want a go?" i ask. I can't speak alien but they seemed to get the message to go home, teleporting somewhere that wasn't earth. Oh my god, The Avengers faces when the turned around to see me standing having rather brilliantly handled that.

"wow." one said, he had a bow and arrows so this must be Hawkeye. The one with the red hair is Black Widow I assume, I know Stark, I'm going to guess Captain America is the prick in the very American costume, leading two unaccounted for. Hulk was big and green and probably knocked out somewhere while he calms down. That just Thor then. Unfortunately I know who he is. Not personally like but I know he is an Asgardian, which is one of my least favourite races. They think they're so big an clever but my race, well, not mine but Azarathians find them unintelligible. All too concerned with fighting and feeling the need to mess is affairs that don't concern them.


I approach them and smile smugly.
"I think I handled that rather well." I joked.
" who are you?" Stark asked, slightly bitter.
" I'd rather not if it's all the same to you. Just I know you are friends with SHEILD and I don't want to become one of their little pets to save the earth when its convenient. Like you." I reason.
"we are not pets." Thor protests, not getting the sarcasm in my voice.
" it's not like that. You just stopped a full scale invasion like one we dealt with a few---" America started before I stopped him.
" wait, you didn't have a new recruit did you? A girl, tall, red hair, shoots green balls, flys around?" I ask, remembering about the woman I saw In the sky. Almost on cue, the girl comes plummeting down and putting further dents in the road.
" ow...hi, sorry, I'm here." she gets up and clutches her head.
"I don't understand what's happening." Widow trailed off and looked around at the others for some for of guidance.
"I'm Starfire." the girl announced. No one looked any the wiser as to who she was.

"well that was enlightening. Anyway, I'll be off, I don't want to be stood here when SHEILD roll up." I went to teleport when I was called by America.
"hey, look, why don't you just stay with us? I mean you are pretty useful." he offered.
"are you asking me to join you and your suited super band? I'll pass thanks." I scoffed, almost offended.
"I'm my own team of me. I don't want to draw anymore attention to myself than I already have." I added.
"I'll join!" the red head whom is apparently called Starfire announced.
"see, you found yourself a friend. Now is its all the same to you, I'd like to be left alone." I parted ways with them and teleported back to the store in Bushwick, much to the shopkeepers shock.
"y-you" he stuttered. I ignored him and walked to the counter where the tea was still placed from this morning.
"thank you" I said and walked out to my flat.

Notes

Hi. I will try and update this every night or every few nights. I have with my others so I'll try and keep that with this one. Thank you.